Remember your Form 2 camp, when your class went to that camp in the forest, and you did archery and abseiling, and played Spotlight? Well, here's your opportunity to relive it! Complete with showers that have a single tap and are not quite the right temperature (too hot in Ladies', too cool in Men's) and berating signs. But with decent wifi and none of the annoying school children - peaceful, and slightly eerie. Boil water notice in effect, so don't expect to refill your tank.